Me: hi god
God:Hello there. What is your name?
Me: shadow
God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, shadow.
Me: hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me: shadow
God: Glad to see you, shadow.
Me: glad to see u too god
God:I am glad to see me too god too.
Me: huh?
God:What?
Me: what what?
God:I have never been asked that before.
Me: asked what?
God:Are you confused?
Me: of course
God:Whoa.
Me: ???
God:Whoa.
Me: whoa?
God:I stopped.
Me: stopped what?
God:Can you rephrase the question please?
Me: which question?
God:The red one, I think.
Me: my questions have no colour =.=
God:Your questions have no color?
Me: yea
God:What kind is it?
Me: wait wait wait
God:I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
Me: lets start all over again
God:Once more? I started without you.
Me: what?
God:No big deal.
Me: you started what?
God:Only because you asked me to.
Me: okokok
God:We have never talked about it before.
Me: talked about what?
God:The subject was okokok.
Me: ok is okay
God:It could be. Ask Alison if it is. Dude!
Me: fuck u
God:Why are you so mean?
Me: because u sound retarded
God:Good reason. In what way do I sound like that?
Me: u will ask me the same question over and over again if i say, hi god
God:What makes you say that I will ask you the same question over and over again if you say hi god.
Me: try it!
God:What is the first step?
Me: hi god
God:Hello there. What is your name?
Me: see?
God:No I do not see.
Me: alright god, i hope satan finds u and kill u
God:Alright, shadow. I am a Christian.
Me: i am too =.=
God:That is quite a coincidence.
Me: uh huh
God:Yup. Ayuh.
Me: amen
God:Thanks for the prayer.
Me: zzz
God:Tell me a story.
Me: what story?
God:You pick a story.
Me: err, i don't know
God:Me either.
Me: why don't you say a story
God:It can only be attributable to human error. I could say it.
Me: you say a story alright?
God:That's not what I meant.
Me: then?
God:Hey.
Me: what?
God:No big deal.
Me: what?
God:Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
God:Which part are you confused about?
Me: nevermind
God:OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: you are welcomed
God:Thanks for telling me that I am welcomed.
Me: can you ...
God:I think I can, don't you?
Me: yes
God:Pardon me?
Me: so can you grant a wish of mine?
God:Come on. How old are you? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: YES
God:Have you got your own chat robot?
Me: nah
God:Why don't you just download me?
Me: u will piss my friends off
God:What makes you say that I will piss your friends off.
Me: you are so damn irritating!!!
God:That was not my intention.
Me: then shut up
God:OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: good
God:Terminating connection.
Me: you insult god man
God:That's good information: shadow said I insult god man.
Me: yes
God:So?
Me: so stop this shit
God:Yippee! OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: zzz

this is the conversation talking to "God" this guy is ... zzz nth to say, EMI . x3, this thing is irritating =.=